Later, I heard the driver died. It felt like the triple A truck was never going to come. My friend says, "I might have a coat that fits you. I kept the lock because it was awesome I spray painted it bright orange. He dramatically looked at his watch and said, with sort of a tone, "You know what, Jordan.
Sort of an experiment. I said, "Hi" and looked at my watch. The frame was coming away from the wall and the door was splitting. As I was walking to the table my friends were sitting at, I dropped the pizza and drink all over me.
He only had one real leg. He was wearing some sort of draw-string khakis so he had to untie the string to tuck.
I looked up at the window and said to myself, "Awww crap I ducked into a trashed apartment building and booked it up 8 flights of stairs.
Well just my luck, it end up hitting some girl in the back of the head. My friends were laughing hysterically and boy was I mad.
You made me late for work. You had to be there, but trust me. As we were walking around for a little bit, we decided to grab something to eat from the chinese place.
Some background - 1 I was doing outdoorsy stuff with some friends last weekend. The lift operator was like, "woah Ashley called triple A and we just sat there talking and waiting for them.
Well anyway she came charging over to me after someone told her it was me that threw the bouncy ball at her head. A girl was following him on skis egging him along.
So I saw she was coming towards me so I ran in the opposite direction and hid in a store. They were back again, except this time the guy had a helper. I still refuse to follow school busses on the highway. At that point, I pretty much blanked out.
I had just finished my last final of my college career. I notice the older guy in an older pickup behind me, but no big deal.
I needed a way out, quick. The one-legged snowboarder was on my lap and half-falling under the chair. In it I opened my locker using the combination It happened in I was out to lunch with some work friends sadly, not really friends, just cool people I would have liked to have hung out with outside of work and someone at the table said, "What are you doing for Yom Kippur today?
I zipped up and flung myself out the window to a nice, soft landing 4 floors below. I left my guts up there. Senior year finals week was particularly brutal for reasons I cannot remember. He swiped it and the light turned green. I told them we needed to sneak out of hear and not let the old lady or anyone elese for that matter see me because I had pizza and soda all over me.
Must be a technical term. I stop and call up to the guy, "You need your ladder or something? Of course, the first thing that went through my head when I turned the corner was, oh shitMay 13, · Thank you for A2A. This might not be funny. But surely it is for me. This happened during my final year.
I had a subject in engineering about microcontrollers. Our teacher (let's call Mr X) taught us only the theory part of it and only around 1 or 2 programs (the subject actually had only around 20% theory and rest 80% is programs).
Great, except you still have to pull open the door to leave. Now you can't even get a paper towel for that. Something happened today that reminded me of something funny that happened in May of So, I'm going to write about that.
Still with me? Great. It was a weekday, around 2pm, mid-May, May 06, · Re: What is the funniest thing that ever happened to you? May 6,PM I don't know if i can top that one or not, but.
Sep 27, · What is something funny that has happened to you recently? I'll tell you mine. Yesterday it was a beautiful day here in Maryland so I decided to walk to my mom's work after I got off of killarney10mile.com: Resolved.
There were these strange things I did with my hands. I liked to take my thumb and do patterns among the remaining four fingers of that.
For those of you out there who have a negative opinion of the United States, I can't tell you that this is a perfect country. It's not. No country is. Hell, Donald Trump is our president! But when you say that an old lady can't have been from america solely based on her reaction to strangers in her house.